Google Voice transcription fails

2017-11-30 4 min read

    A fun post today. I went through Google Voice’s attempts at transcribing my grandmother’s Russian voicemails into English. As expected they don’t make any sense but they do provide some comedic relief. and as expected they make no sense but there’s some gold . Google has one of, if not the, best data science teams around and it shouldn’t be too difficult to train Google Voice to detect the language before providing the transcripts. I wrote about this last January and it’s somewhat shocking that they did a redesign of Google Voice and yet didn’t address the actual functionality. But hey, at least we get to laugh.

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